Me and Other Stuff
Don’t fall in love with a curious one. They will want to know who you are, where you come from, what your family was like. They will look through your photographs and read all of your poems. They will come over for dinner and speak to your mother about how their curiosity has taught them things of use to her. They will ask you to rant when you’re angry and cry when you’re hurt. They will ask what that raised eyebrow meant. They will want to know your favorite food, your favorite color, your favorite person. They will ask why. They will buy that camera you liked, pay attention to that band you love in case there’s a show near by, they will get you the sweater you smiled at once. They’ll learn to cook your favorite meals. The curious people don’t settle for your shell, they want the insides. They want what makes you heavy, what makes you uneasy, what makes you scream for joy, and anger, and heartbreak. Their skin will turn into pages that you learn to pour out your entire being in. Don’t fall in love with the curious one. They won’t let a sigh go unexplained. They will want to know what they did. Exactly what they did to make you love them. Year, month, week, day. “What time was it? What did I say? What did I do? How did you feel?” Don’t fall in love with a curious one because I’ve been there. They will unbutton your shirt and read every scar every mark every curve. They will dissect your every limb, every organ, every thought, every being then walk back home and eat their dinner and never return your calls. You will never be their lifelong expedition. The heart is a mystery only for so long. There is no ache like loving a curious one who chases every falling star and never catching one. Who comes and sees and conquers and leaves. I’ve fallen in love with a curious one. Maybe one day he will take the train back home and be curious enough to read one last message from me carved on a seat. “There’s a curiosity in you that will move mountains some day as effortlessly as you’ve moved me for years.”
Don’t Fall In Love With The Curious One (via siellelyn)

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

iamnotathornbird:


hugglez4eva:

yungcoochie:

and yet 2007 still happened

Just shows you that you can get back to a better place even after reaching a low point

this is actually really inspiring.

iamnotathornbird:

hugglez4eva:

yungcoochie:

and yet 2007 still happened

Just shows you that you can get back to a better place even after reaching a low point

this is actually really inspiring.

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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yourfavoriteswimmer:

I feel like this is so underappreciated…it’s just so artistic (I don’t own the video) XD

starllex:

iluvtumblrwhatisairmemeswag420:

arcticmonkeysvevo:

I just had to say my URL out loud to someone yesterday I was so embarrassed this URL is embarrassing me

YOUR url is embarrassing you? 

thirteenfunbreaker:

sliverdemon:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

Also, Superman

Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.

thirteenfunbreaker:

sliverdemon:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

Also, Superman

Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.

bigplanetcomics:

dodostad:

god okay, nothing I can create will beat old spidermans

This does set the bar pretty high.

bigplanetcomics:

dodostad:

god okay, nothing I can create will beat old spidermans

This does set the bar pretty high.

rapunzelie:

My dad the sassmaster

rapunzelie:

My dad the sassmaster

versacefag:

sigma-castell:

versacefag:

theenglishangel:

versacefag:

naomishinohara:

versacefag:

"I’m straight"

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stop

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It’s not right to hate on anyone because of their sexuality guys, please stop.

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this is the dumbest thing

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kivabluthefurryqueen:

hittower:

digital-beotch:

"D1D Y0U L0V3 H1M D4V3?"

"…no.

how dare you


I hate seeing this after having Strider feels already but ya know… Is cool.. *totz not criing*

thedailydingo411:

sweet milk of justice

a-kov:

greenandsilvermarshmallow:

snazzyisclassy:

snazzyisclassy:

hot things to say during sex:

  • have u accepted my dick as ur lord and saviour
  • fiR E I N THE H O LE
  • gotta g o fa s t
  • u put the edible in incredible
  • o l é
  • u get a little angry when ur hungry
  • neigh
  • PON PON WEI WEI WEI
  • inserting tab A into slot B
  • peekaboo let’s peek at u
  • wow that s kind of
  • yiPPE KE YAY
  • cha cha real smooth

I lost it at the last one

have you accepted my dick as your lord and savior