|—||Don’t Fall In Love With The Curious One (via siellelyn)|
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
and yet 2007 still happened
Just shows you that you can get back to a better place even after reaching a low point
this is actually really inspiring.
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
I feel like this is so underappreciated…it’s just so artistic (I don’t own the video) XD
I just had to say my URL out loud to someone yesterday I was so embarrassed this URL is embarrassing me
YOUR url is embarrassing you?
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.
god okay, nothing I can create will beat old spidermans
This does set the bar pretty high.
My dad the sassmaster
It’s not right to hate on anyone because of their sexuality guys, please stop.
this is the dumbest thing
"D1D Y0U L0V3 H1M D4V3?"
how dare you
I hate seeing this after having Strider feels already but ya know… Is cool.. *totz not criing*
sweet milk of justice
Describe your sex life with the name of a Yugioh card.
hot things to say during sex:
- have u accepted my dick as ur lord and saviour
- fiR E I N THE H O LE
- gotta g o fa s t
- u put the edible in incredible
- o l é
- u get a little angry when ur hungry
- PON PON WEI WEI WEI
- inserting tab A into slot B
- peekaboo let’s peek at u
- wow that s kind of
- yiPPE KE YAY
- cha cha real smooth
I lost it at the last one
have you accepted my dick as your lord and savior